The Great Copy Machine Epidemic

AEGeneral · #1 04-17-2008, 06:57 PM

Greenwashed kids on display for all to see. This is demented.

The Great Copy Machine Epidemic

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An unidentified contagious disease is striking school photocopiers across America, and causing them to chew up trees at an amazing rate. Using tremendous amounts of energy throughout the process, and contributing to a warmer world through climate change in a big way.

Symptoms were first observed by the students and staff at the Robert Moses Middle School in North Babylon NY, and now we're asking schools across America to join in a national day of action to stop climate change on April 17th by putting their school photocopiers under quarantine, and pledging not to make or use any photocopies in classes on that day.

But first you'll have to put together a team to diagnose what contagious disease is behind the outbreak in your school and come up with a fun, creative way to create a photo-diagnosis for the rest of us. And hurry, because the deadline to register a "Confirmed Case" is April 15th, 2008!

I left them a message, but I doubt they'll publish it:

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I just ran 2,000 copies on our copy machine for no reason whatsoever. And then I dumped all of the paper in the dumpster out in the parking lot.

I just offset your offsets.

AEGeneral
"Your worst nightmare in action"

hat tip: Tom Nelson

mcclane · #2 04-17-2008, 07:37 PM

Again, another good example of how the enviro-freaks have spread their lies to kids in school. I compare this to earth hour, where people are doing this just so they can make themselves feel good about themselves to go green. What a load of crock.

If they were sooo concerned about wasting paper and electricity, perhaps they should turn off all the lights, and create a school like on the show Little House on the Prairie, where all the kids cram into a one room school and use chalk boards to write on, and instead of lights use candles. yep, eco friendly right there. *sarcasm*

AEGeneral · #3 04-18-2008, 05:04 AM

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Originally Posted by mcclane

Again, another good example of how the enviro-freaks have spread their lies to kids in school. I compare this to earth hour, where people are doing this just so they can make themselves feel good about themselves to go green. What a load of crock.

If they were sooo concerned about wasting paper and electricity, perhaps they should turn off all the lights, and create a school like on the show Little House on the Prairie, where all the kids cram into a one room school and use chalk boards to write on, and instead of lights use candles. yep, eco friendly right there. *sarcasm*

Forget the copy machine. If they were so concerned about wasting electricity, they should have lobbied the company that hosts their domain to shut the server down.

Little House. One of my wife's favorite shows growing up...

mcclane · #4 04-18-2008, 04:57 PM

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Originally Posted by AEGeneral

Forget the copy machine. If they were so concerned about wasting electricity, they should have lobbied the company that hosts their domain to shut the server down.

Little House. One of my wife's favorite shows growing up...

It really scares me that school's are now brainwashing kids into believing that global climate change is something to be feared, when in reality it is lies spewed by the enviro-freaks.

Yeah, the mrs. watches little house from time to time here too.

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